Why didn’t anyone tell me Lorde covered Tears For Fears
this is sending shivers down my spine
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
Who needs light stones?
When I went caving a couple weeks ago, I was standing in a cavern fussing with my headlamp as my father and guide were talking about which cave to do.
I said, “We don’t have a light stone.” Then I replied to myself: ”Who needs light stones?
it’s a shame no one was there to appreciate my reference, because I amuse myself so much sometimes.
The things that occur to me when I don’t sleep.
I feel your pain. My life is a series of unrecognized quotes and references. To the point where every once in a while I say something and phrase it a little oddly and a while later realize it was from something.
- Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
- Audience: *cheers*
- Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!